Tag: science
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The Russians are Stealing the North Pole!
The US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the British Geologic Survey have reported on the latest position of the magnetic north pole, and it’s quite disturbing. See News Now (SNN) anchor Ami Gonnacry, interviewed esteemed scientist August Peabody. Gonnacry: “Dr. Peabody could you give us some background on this latest threat to life…
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The Horrible Lives of Grad Students
Since I’m old, and the hair on the top of my head hasn’t turned gray yet (my goatee did long ago), I started to read an article claiming to have found the reason hair turns gray by researching the biology of the hair follicle as it ages. It was all pretty dull, and I was…
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To Warm or Not to Warm
To Warm or Not to Warm All right all you folks out there, roll out your yoga mats, get into your lotus position, and take a deep, cleansing breath because I have a tale to tell you. It’s a tale of mustache-twirling villainy, naive townsfolk and lonesome drifters who seem dangerous but might just save…