Musings of a Restless Mind

OK folks, in my never ending quest to pass the honor of The King of Bad Marketing™ on to somebody, anybody, else, I’ve been assured that all the right people advertise their appearances at conventions ahead of time (instead of afterwords as I have been doing). Therefore you are all officially on notice that I’ll be at SoonerCon in Norman Oklahoma on June 19-21. So be sure to hide the wives and children.

It’s your chance to hear the golden voice expounding brilliantly on…, whatever pops into my head. I’ll even be selling books and signing autographs, God willin’ and the creeks don’t rise. Wait, that last bit’s more appropriate for LibertyCon in Chattanooga Tennessee where I’ll be the next weekend. I assure you my autograph will be a valuable commodity in the future (well, in some possible futures anyway). I bet you didn’t think Mario Mendoza’s autograph would be valuable either.

So, all my cousins in Nebraska, come on down. I promise to wear my cowboy hat, but I ain’t milking cows no more. I was never any good at it anyway. And to all my friends in Northern Texas, mosey on up. Texans and Sooners getting along! Cats and dogs living together! I assure you it’s possible.